1. |
I'm Black
02:35
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i'm black
as the night
my victims
try to fight
but they don't know
that I'm black
my afro
will attack
this aint bel air
this aint tha hood
I'm just a space motherfucker
telling you what's good
cause I'm black
don't you forget
my life in space
is nasa's threat
I'm black
my afro's large
space obeys
cause I'm in charge
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2. |
You're Whack
02:55
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I'm black, you're whack
I'm ready to attack
I'm black, you're whack
you're never coming back
I'm black, you are whack
bitches know that I'm the boss
I'm black, you are whack
my gain is your looooooooss
YOU'RE WHACK
you white people aren't in space
it's a sad disgrace
I run this fucking place
my riffs ignite your face
nasa can't catch me
I drive my car with glee
my afro flops around
but you can't hear the soooooound
YOU'RE WHACK
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3. |
The Afro-Pick of Funk
03:40
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Deep in the caverns of an asteroid out in space
lies an afropick that can annihilate your face
This pick is ancient it is destined for the best
The mightiest afro will be summoned for a quest
Are you black enough?
the mysterious asteroid morphs deep in the unknown
It reviels itself to mightiest afro grown
Now what the fuck, my afro feels the force
The asteroid nears my pimpcar, destiny takes its course
I am near...
THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
I'M NEAR... THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
...motherfucker
I glide up to the entrance, my afro will not fit
The entrance now expands, I almost lost my shit
Ancient afro sorcery tests me for my worth
Mystic spirits confirm, my blackass aint from Earth
I'm from space
Deeper in the caverns, I thug through every test
Afro sorcerers annihilated and piled with the rest
I retrieve the afro pick from the ancient pedistol
With an iron fist, this galaxy's in my rule
cause I possess...
THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
I HAVE... THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
THE AFRO PICK OF FUNK
...motherfucker
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4. |
Fro-Pick Wielder
03:42
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Mayhem murder, my afro takes its course
My fro-pick will tear through your face
Horror torture, i have no remorse
I'm a space motherfucker from space
I'm coming for you
What the fuck will you do
I'm coming for you YOU WILL DIE SOON
I murder astronauts, their profits will drain
My afro demands their defeat
Ny fro-pick will slaughter, my fro-pick will maim
NASA will learn to retreat
We got nothing for you
At least stay on the moon
If NASA dares go beyond YOU WILL DIE SOON
Because I'm, the fro-pick wielder
And I'm going to take you down
You humans don't stand a chance
Space is not...where you make your advance
Space Motherfuckers run all this shit
So just retreat and be done with it
Cause if you don't you'll suffer my wrath
My Fro Pick will kill all in its path
I warned you humans, you just don't have the might
To roam the space hood, because you all are white
You all will suffer from the pick and see the light
My afro pick will slaughter, It'll make your face ignite
NASA tried
NASA died
We own this shit YOU'VE BEEN CAST ASIDE
We are the best, always down for a quest
To annihilate humans, cast them down with the rest
They don't have the right, they haven't seen us fight
Not until it's too late, they all have seen our might
NASA's dead
It's what the humans dred
They don't know shit NASA'S DEAD
Because I'm, the fro-pick wielder
And I'm going to take you down
You humans don't stand a chance
Space is not...where you make your advance
Space Motherfuckers run all this shit
So just retreat and be done with it
Cause if you don't you'll suffer my wrath
My Fro Pick will kill all in its path
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5. |
Hail Master Motherfucker
04:18
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Master Motherfucker, mysterious motherfucker
He's always in space but we never see his face
He's the master of space, the galactic constructor
He smokes galaxies, their spiral arms erased
No one survives if they get in his way
His afro pierces through their mangled star
Galaxies align, he morphes through here today
Earth will witness the horror from afar
He's in your galaxy, what the fuck will you do
NASA didn't tell you, but they already knew
Funk fills the air as it catches up to you
It's blackened stench can tear Earth into two
HAIL MASTER MOTHERFUCKER[X4]
Destruction getting closer, there's nothing you can do
NASA can't do shit, but you already knew
Star clusters disipating, it's catching up to you
But then he's done smoking, you've just excaped your doom
HAIL MASTER MOTHERFUCKER[X4]
His presence graced us with black holes in our fros
Unholy funk runs through our blood
We are invincible, we will attack our foes
With new-found power that's bestowed
We roll through space running drive-bys in our car
Ballchinians cannot retaliate
Unholy drive-by sorcery from afar
Purging all those that we hate
We're in your galaxy, what the fuck will you do
NASA didn't tell you, but they already knew
Funk fills the air as we catch up to you
Our unholy funk can tear Earth into two
HAIL MASTER MOTHERFUCKER[X4]
Destruction getting closer, there's nothing you can do
NASA can't do shit, but you already knew
Star clusters disipating, We're catching up to you
But you guys have Philly Cheesesteaks, you've just excaped your doom
HAIL MASTER MOTHERFUCKER[X4]
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6. |
My Beard Plays Bass
01:38
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7. |
Iron Claw(The Pimp Hand)
04:32
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you think I'm playing
i'm from space
space motherfucker
I rule the human race
my convertable rides
faster than light
your technology's no match
don't even try
iron claw
iron claw
iron claw
the pimp hand's coming down
iron claw
iron claw
iron claw
i'm gonna take you down
if you're space one more time
even on the moon
nuclear winter
will reach earth soon
I told you once
I shouldn't have to repeat
you don't belong in space
it will be your defeat
iron claw
iron claw
iron claw
the pimp hand's coming down
iron claw
iron claw
iron claw
i'm gonna take you down
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8. |
Fuck You, I'm Black
02:55
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I'm so black... I am my own shadow
I'm so black... I AM space
I'm so black... get out of my way
before I fucking.... rip off your face
fuck you I'm black
I'm so black... black holes are white
I'm so black... aliens know not to fight
I'm so black... you're gonna be dead
when I fucking.... shit on your head
fuck you I'm black
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9. |
Afro of Death
03:28
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AFRO OF DEATH COMING FOR YOU
BLACK MASS OF FUNK, WHAT WILL YOU DO
STEAL YOUR SOUL, RIP THROUGH YOUR BRAIN
INFERNAL AFRO, DRIVE YOU INSANE
DON'T TRY TO RUN DON'T TRY TO HIDE
EVIL AFRO HORSEMEN RIDE
ASSASSINATED LIKE THE REST
SUFFER TO THE AFRO OF DEATH!
AFRO EXPANDS
AFRO ANNIHILATES
YOUR FINAL LIFE STRANDS
OBLITTERATE
AFRO RIP YOUR CORPSE TO SHREDS
MASSIVE AFRO LEAVE YOU DEAD
GO
AFRO OF DEATH, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN FEAR
THE AFRO'S POWER, IS COMING NEAR
YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT
IT'S THE FUCKING, AFRO OF DEATH
AFRO OF DEATH COMING FOR YOU
BLACK MASS OF FUNK, WHAT WILL YOU DO
STEAL YOUR SOUL, RIP THROUGH YOUR BRAIN
INFERNAL AFRO, DRIVE YOU INSANE
DON'T TRY TO RUN DON'T TRY TO HIDE
EVIL AFRO HORSEMEN RIDE
ASSASSINATED LIKE THE REST
MOTHERFUCKIN AFRO OF DEATH!
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10. |
Astrosassination
03:01
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I'm black and I am back with my pimp car ridin strong
I'm gonna take you down, send you to Earth where you belong
Cause I'm in space
You don't belong out here
I am in space
My afro is what you fear
So take down your shity satallites before I whip them with my fro
We are the law out here, Space Motherfuckers don't you know
We run this shit
Our afros are the night
We run this shit
Don't test our afros' might
ASTRONAUT
ASSASSINATION
ASTRONAUT
ASSASSINATION
So you think you're black enough to travel out in space
HA you aren't black at all, NASA is a disgrace
Cause you aren't black
You don't have the afro's might
I am black
I'm a thug in space, alright
ASTRONAUT
ASSASSINATION
ASTRONAUT
ASSASSINATION
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11. |
Blacker Than You
03:05
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Just chillin in space
Illin in this place
when some motherfucker comes up
And gets all in my face
He says that he's black
I say that he's whack
This bitch don't know shit
He's just trying to get attacked
SUFFER MY MIGHT
MY MIGHT
How'd he join our ranks
He must live where it stanks
Planet Piss resident
He's about to get tanked
You aint want none of this
Your blackness has been dismissed
You're lightskined as fuck
Now prepare for my fist
CAUSE
I'M BLACKER THAN YOU[x4]
Now you see who is black
And now you see who is whack
Start some shit with me
Motherfucker, I'm stacked
Take your blackass to Earth
Bitch, you aren't even worth
it to dispose of you first
Before you witness my worst
SUFFER THE CURSE
THE AFRO CURSE
Why are you still here
Cower in fear
Straight outta Saturn
Now your death is near
My afro is large
Mahfucka, I am in charge
I'm dealing space in this place
How dare you just barge
DON'T YOU KNOW
I'M BLACKER THAN YOU[x4]
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12. |
Ass-Lobsters
02:24
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Mutated crabs and lobsters on Europa
The moon of Jupitah
We wanna feast cause we're hungry as fuck
crustasians can't be stupider
but oh fuck... they're really huge
and the swarm is coming after us
The Ass-Lobsters are radioactive
And huge as our tour bus
So we got our gear, Funk-rays at hand
Our afros prepare for attack
Fuck yeah motherfucker, we're going to feast
On crustasians by the pack
but oh fuck...they're still really huge
and the swarm wont give in
They absorb the funk with their disco ball armor
We can't let them win
Angry afros, we concentrate our power
Our afros glow from the abyss
Power of the ancients flows from our fros
they suffer to the afro fist
but oh fuck...they're gone without a trace
The Ass-Lobsters will not be cooked
The power of funk is far to great
Cheesesteaks from Philly, we looked
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13. |
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Straight outta Saturn, The Motherfucker's born
He's has no scruples, for that you must be warned
You must hear his tales, his deeds are very ill
If you diss the afro...YOU'LL BE KILLED
You best belie dis, he doesn't fuck around
With his afro, he can crush you to the ground
Pathetic humans wont even hear the sound
It's all absorbed by his afro which is round
So watch your back if you're roaming in the night
If you are white, then you surely cannot fight
he's so black, you wont see him in the night
YOU A BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA! AIGHT!
The Chronic Ills
Chronic Ills
of the Motherfucker
Philadelphia 1986
The Motherfucker whips out his fro
Errybody on the skreet has had their face explode
Their faces splattered on the road
They didn't check theyselves, so they wrecked theyselves
You best learn from they neglect
Cause if you don't, he'll do a drive-by on the Earth
Then yall bustas truely wrecked
Don't even send your drones, it wont do any good
Your technology is no match for the hood
You wont do shit...but this mahfucka would
He'll rip off your face...just like he should
You might as well, just stay out of space
I'd like to see NASA get up in his face
He'll bring mayhem all up in yo place
Then the human race...will be erased
The Chronic Ills
Chronic Ills
of the Motherfucker
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14. |
Mystic Motherfuckers
03:30
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So there I was
young motherfucker
The master motherfucker
granted me access to space
My afro grew out
so I can survive in this place
Galactic freedom unlocked,
you should have seen my face
But I didn't know shit,
I barely knew how to be black
Next thing I know
I almost got attacked
by a nasa satalite
but a motherfucker saved the day
he got out of his car
then had a lot to say
He said
seek the mystic motherfuckers
they'll tell you all they know
Like all about the space weed
and how the fuck it grows
They'll take you to the stars
in their mighty pimp cars
And teach you ancient wisdom
from andromeda down to mars
They've been there since it began,
they are old as shit
They taught the master motherfucker
how to rule space with an iron fist
They mastered the forces of funk,
and their afros are fucking huge
i thought to myself after this,
nasa will pay their dues
from them I learned how to be black
And how to manipulate my fro
how to use the forces of funk
to make the grape
kool-aid flow
I'm a space motherfucker from space
for this I wont forget
follow my advice
so your blacktivity will be set
I seeked the mystic motherfuckers
they taught me all I know
Like all about the space weed
and how the fuck it grows
They'll take you to the stars
in their mighty pimp cars
And teach you ancient wisdom
from andromeda down to mars
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15. |
Black Steele
04:44
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Mystic Motherfuckers in the days of old
Forged mighty weapons of legends untold
Steel ore was strong, but not good enough
So we formed a forge of funk because we are tough
AND BLACK
WE'LL ATTACK
YOU WILL DIE
BY THE MIGHT
OF
BLACK STEEL
BLACK..... STEEL
BLACK STEEL!
DIE
BY BLACK STEEL
BLACK STEEL!
The Mystic Motherfuckers conquered all the land
The afro might of funk was more than grand
Ramming speed of afros turn a castle to dust
And the mighty black steel turns their swords to rust
CAUSE WE'RE BLACK
WE'LL ATTACK
YOU WILL DIE
BY THE MIGHT
OF
BLACK STEEL
BLACK..... STEEL
BLACK STEEL!
DIE
BY BLACK STEEL
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16. |
Afro Metal Command
03:21
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So we're here on the stage
Ready to rage
But there's something amiss
In the night
You people are white
So we put up our lights
They're tinted brown
So now we're down
Now you are black
The crowd is packed
So now we are ready
To attack
With our afro noise
It leaves the stage destroyed
Now onlookers will gather
And rejoice
Heed the Afro Command!
The Afro Metal Command!
Now you grow a fro
And the funkiness flows
And now you know
Where you can go
Space is the place
We are at Bongopolis for days
Nobody tells us where
Our pimpcars can park
We have made our mark
With our command that was barked
Nobody dares disobey
The Command
Because our afro noise
...DESTROYS
The stage
And we never look back
Heed the Afro Command!
The Afro Metal Command!
Now we're at a new stage
We're still ready to rage
Our followers are illing
in the night
They convert all the white
Powered by our lights
They're tinted brown
And now they're down
We are all black
The crowd is packed
Now everyone's ready
To Attack
With our afro noise
It leaves the stage destroyed
Now onlookers will gather and rejoice
Heed the Afro Command!
The Afro Metal Command!
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17. |
Afronihilation
01:42
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Rev up our pimp cars, ready to go
Ready to cruise through space
Our pimp cars crack through Earth
You panic, in the raze
Arise Master Motherfucker
The City of Philly is Ours
Kill them all, Harvest philly cheesteaks
Annihilating with our pimp cars
Your fear is immense
cause our blackness is intense
Earth will be forsaken
AFRONIHILATION
Our will is SMITH
And our afro is FUNK
Earth will be forsaken
AFRONIHILATION
AFRONIHILATION
DIE
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18. |
Sathanas Afromous
03:29
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SATAN'S AFRO IS BLACK
SATAN'S WEED WILL BE PACKED
INTO A HUMANS HEAD
HE'LL SMOKE HIM AND HE WILL BE DEAD
NOW HE'S WANDERING OUT IN SPACE
HE'S FUCKED UP, HIS MIND IS ERASED
HE BUMPED INTO A SPACE MOTHERFUCKER
HE COULDN'T BE ANY UNLUCKIER
I RAISED MY EYEBROW
I'M POPPIN SHIT TO SATAN NOW
HOW CAN YOU DARE CHALLANGE ME
I WILL NOW STEAL YOUR WEED
YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF THE FRO
I'LL RIP IT OFF NOW SO YOU KNOW
I RIPPED THE FRO OFF SATAN'S FACE
NOW SATAN IS BANISHED FROM SPACE
SATAN'S AFRO
SATAN'S AFRO IS MINE
I HAVE SATAN'S FRO
I HAVE SATAN'S FRO
SATAN IS HURLING TOWARDS EARTH
BANISHED BACK WHERE HE BELONGS
HOW COULD HE HAVE HAD A FRO
SOMETHING'S UP, THIS IS WRONG
A FOSSILE IS WHAT NASA FOUND
A HAIR STRAIND FOUND UP IN MARS
SATAN HAS STOLEN THEIR PLANS
NASA WILL SUFFER OUR GUITARS
SATAN'S AFRO WAS BLACK
SATAN'S WEED WAS PACKED
INTO A HUMAN'S HEAD
HE SMOKED HIM AND HE WAS DEAD
THEN HE WONDERED IN SPACE
HE WAS FUCKED UP, HIS MIND WAS ERASED
THEN HE HAD BUMPED INTO ME
IT'S THE LAST THING HE'D EVER SEE
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19. |
Galactic Rampage
03:09
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We're coming back from Bongopolis
We smoked some shit but now we are pissed
The planet's tapped out, I guess we smoked too much
It will regenerate, but now we gotta clutch
TO JUPITER
Get out our way
Our car will slay
We gotta go
Haul ass today
Edge of the Universe, we now begin our trip
Billions of lightyears, this pimp car is equipt
With the funkray to tear through galaxies
Native lifeforms will be brought to their knees
See them die
Their bodies fry
They're in our way
So they will die
GALACTIC RAMPAGE
GALACTIC RAMPAGE
We have arrived, I feel it in my fro
We just passed Saturn, Jupiter's down the road
We're gonna smoke that shit then Earth is where we'll go
Because of munchies, Philly Cheesesteaks glow
SMOKE JUPITER
So don't forget
About our trek
We conquer all
We are a threat
GALACTIC RAMPAGE
GALACTIC RAMPAGE
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20. |
We Are The Fro
04:42
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We are Black
Our allies fall back
To attack
Those that are whack
So those that fall
Already know who we are
They warn their hood
That we're no good
-backing vocals- WE'RE YOUR DEMISE
I despise
I don't sympathize
Would be victims
That look me in my eyes
Know your place
You're just a disgrace
You're not black
Dat's a fact
Everywhere we go
-b(l)acking- everywhere we go
Our victims know
-b(l)acking- our victims know
We are the fro
-b(l)acking- we are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
So those that know
-b(l)acking- so those that know
Let people know
-b(l)acking- let people know
You are the fro
-b(l)acking- you are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
Those on our side
Our crew is far and wide
Outer space
Is where the brothers ride
Our afros grow
We represent the fro
So now behold
My afo afro's made of gold
-b(l)acking- SPACE MOTHERFUCKER
NASA knows
To just stay out our way
Space is our hood
Outsiders will be slain
You don't want none of this
You don't want to see us pissed
Learn from the rest
We are the best
Everywhere we go
-b(l)acking- everywhere we go
Our victims know
-b(l)acking- our victims know
We are the fro
-b(l)acking- we are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
So those that know
-b(l)acking- so those that know
Let people know
-b(l)acking- let people know
You are the fro
-b(l)acking- you are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
Those that are whack
We are coming back
We didn't forget you
We just gotta pack
A bowl of space
Because we smoke that shit
We smoke Jupiter
We'll murder you while lit
-b(l)acking- SMOKE SPACE
Bitches flee from our spree
Of blackened doom
Your end is soon
After this tune
It's almost done
So you better watch your back
WE ARE BLACK
WE WILL ATTACK
Everywhere we go
-b(l)acking- everywhere we go
Our victims know
-b(l)acking- our victims know
We are the fro
-b(l)acking- we are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
So those that know
-b(l)acking- so those that know
Let people know
-b(l)acking- let people know
You are the fro
-b(l)acking- you are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
We are Black
Our allies fall back
To attack
Those that are whack
So those that fall
Already know who we are
They warn their hood
That we're no good
-b(l)acking- WE'RE YOUR DEMISE
I despise
I don't sympathize
Would be victims
That look me in my eyes
Know your place
You're just a disgrace
You're not black
Dat's a fact
Everywhere we go
-b(l)acking- everywhere we go
Our victims know
-b(l)acking- our victims know
We are the fro
-b(l)acking- we are the fro
WE ARE THE FRO (-b(l)acking too)
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Afrobomination
From the deep chasms of space comes AFROBOMINATION to bring doom & blackness to the masses. Afrobomination is Afro Metal from space. They are black as the night, have huge afros, and they are a threat to NASA. They call their style "Afro Crust".
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